Random Thoughts

First of all, there is something that currently has me completely baffled. This would be how such a thing as "Fat Free Half and Half" exists. It's not possible! Cream, by its very definition and nature has fat in it.
I mean, don't get me wrong, the stuff is obviously better for me, and tastes fine in my tea, but it just weirds me out a little.

Also, has anyone noticed the Facebook Gifts? Yeah, kinda random, but seemingly innocuous little images, right?
Wrong.



Take a look at those for a second. I mean, some of them are just fine, if not a little goofy.
But did anyone notice the present? Got a hole in it eh?

"Step One: Cut a hole in a box..."

If you don't know what I'm talking about all I have to say to you is "it's my dick in a box!"

I have miles to go before I sleep...