Random Thoughts

First of all, there is something that currently has me completely baffled. This would be how such a thing as "Fat Free Half and Half" exists. It's not possible! Cream, by its very definition and nature has fat in it.
I mean, don't get me wrong, the stuff is obviously better for me, and tastes fine in my tea, but it just weirds me out a little.

Also, has anyone noticed the Facebook Gifts? Yeah, kinda random, but seemingly innocuous little images, right?
Wrong.



Take a look at those for a second. I mean, some of them are just fine, if not a little goofy.
But did anyone notice the present? Got a hole in it eh?

"Step One: Cut a hole in a box..."

If you don't know what I'm talking about all I have to say to you is "it's my dick in a box!"

I have miles to go before I sleep...

Juniper and Damien Rice

If anyone knows where I can get my hands on the music of a certain band called Juniper, I will love you forever.
For those not in the know, Juniper is the band that Damien Rice was in back in the day before he went solo, and the remaining members formed Bell X1.
I have the one song Weatherman, and I need more.

A Minty Note

So a White Russian with a gin substitute for vodka tastes somewhat like an Andes mint. Just an interesting note. Feel free to go about your typical drinking.

PS. Mike says to credit him for this one. It's his minty mistake, feel free to credit him for it.

In case of accident...

So I just got done reading "Ask A Cripple" on the Tucker Max Message Boards.
(Very good read, the kid is incredibly cool.)

It got me thinking about certain things and I've decided on a few things should I be unlucky enough to become wheelchair bound.

1. This shit is hilarious, and I would rock it as a Halloween costume no questions asked.
2. I would definitely need to have a chair like this.
3. I can only hope that I would be as cool as these guys. I would definitely be attempting it at the very least.
4. I would work out my arms like crazy. I'd want able-to-get-anywhere-via-monkey-bars strength.

OK, I'm going to stop thinking about this, I'm starting to get this paranoid fear of breaking my spine now.

Turn on your lights!

So while driving at 11:30 PM, while it's snowing, I drove past someone who found it acceptable to be driving their Jeep with only their parking lights on.

Who actually thinks this is OK?!

If you're too dumb to remember to turn on your lights when it's dark and snowy, please die in a fire. And if you haven't realized by now that if your dashboard is lit up, yet the road is mysteriously dark, you might want to check your owner's manual to find out where your tire iron is so you can kill yourself with it.
On the other hand, if you think it's perfectly alright to drive at night without your headlights actually being on, kindly keep up your standards of low visibility and stand in the middle of a major highway wearing all black at night. You end should be about as quick as you are not.

I have found the sound of insomnia

It's Ricardo Villalobos - Fizheuer Zieheuer; a thirty seven minute, eleven second minimalist techno track, which will have you wondering what's going on in your brain after about the ten minute mark.

Listen to the entire thing (on headphones, and no taking them off) and I will place money that it will have ingrained itself into your psyche.

...I can't take off the headphones.