Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Turn on your lights!

So while driving at 11:30 PM, while it's snowing, I drove past someone who found it acceptable to be driving their Jeep with only their parking lights on.

Who actually thinks this is OK?!

If you're too dumb to remember to turn on your lights when it's dark and snowy, please die in a fire. And if you haven't realized by now that if your dashboard is lit up, yet the road is mysteriously dark, you might want to check your owner's manual to find out where your tire iron is so you can kill yourself with it.
On the other hand, if you think it's perfectly alright to drive at night without your headlights actually being on, kindly keep up your standards of low visibility and stand in the middle of a major highway wearing all black at night. You end should be about as quick as you are not.

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